Partial Terms and Conditions of Viewerships of This Website

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This website is transmitted via markup, CSS, SQL, PHP etc by Peter Burnett to people on Earth and may contain material that is not recognisably rational.

Any review, retransmission, dissemination or any other use of any material contained could malform your day. If you received this website or any death threats, copies of the "Celtic View", invitations to Thirty One Second meals, instructions to jump off the Forth Road Bridge, in error, please delete all the material and replace it with blank web pages, and contact the server provider immediately, heading for the hills as you do so, screaming.

Representing Peter Burnett is Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, who makes the eponymously named SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER in his pouch, by mashing peanuts as he skips, a tactic which website providers have found helps attract material to their websites, as they take all the money they can get from this lousy business in an effort to aggrandise their houses with new curtains.

Who would a Website Provider be? Let him give out pandas (see our Special Offer). Wiki.peterburnett.info is the term used to describe this website.

Members of the wiki.peterburnett.info Marketing Group are non existent, but if they did exist would be regulated by the Personal Wiki Authority.

This membership would not stop them from stuffing their faces with sandwiches at lunchtime. Members of the wiki.peterburnett.info Marketing Group, if they existed, would be fully registered to eat the following flavours: tuna, ham, swan, donkey, thistle, tulip, cheddar and any combination thereof, and they would also be fully entitles to a free go on your phone.