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<big>Uisce beatha is the name for my eternal sadness in all languages - I will never be so happy as I was that day, '''Thursday 25th August 2016''', I think it was, and Edinburgh was the place.

I love to digress and paste lipstick in shitty places. My name itself is simply an anglicised version of this Irish phrase, stemming from a mispronunciation of the word uisce in Ireland or uisge in Scotland. 

Since I am in Scotland, where I lol like a shitty stripper, I have tried to introduce the Modern Irish word fuisce because of my shitty anomie. The phrase uisce beatha, literally "water of life", does not give me life.

It was also the name given by Irish monks of the early Middle Ages to distilled alcohol. It is simply a translation of the Latin aqua vitae. Simple. My own direction as hinted above is to the class of emergent failure, to which I subconsciosuly aspire.

Welcome to my user page.</big>