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Scottish people, in their own delusional self-image, personify victimhood. | Scottish people, in their own delusional self-image, personify victimhood. | ||
| − | They are the Koreans of Europe; they claim to have invented everything, yet they don't have anything to show for it, and hate any country that makes them | + | |
| + | They are the Koreans of Europe; they claim to have invented everything, yet they don't have anything to show for it, and hate any country that makes them realise how flawed they are by producing improved versions. | ||
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| + | To compensate for this, they have an obnoxious superiority complex towards any country they can manage to remember the name of in between each drink. They pretend to be like this for the benefit of every other country but in actual fact they all have the [[Scottish Cringe]]. They hate themselves and everything to do with their country so they put on a show of superiority as to hide their shame. | ||
They are dreadful in every single way. It is widely held in the international community that the Scrots are responsible for all of the world’s wars. | They are dreadful in every single way. It is widely held in the international community that the Scrots are responsible for all of the world’s wars. | ||
Oh yeah, and they hold grudges against the English over retarded shit that happened over 9000 years before they were even born. They also speak a 'language' so abhorrent that Wikipedia [http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page gave it a separate fucking encyclopedia]. No wonder they want to join the [[EU|European Union]] as no-one in Europe will be able to understand what a hideous fuck-up they make when trying to speak English, the world's greatest language. | Oh yeah, and they hold grudges against the English over retarded shit that happened over 9000 years before they were even born. They also speak a 'language' so abhorrent that Wikipedia [http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page gave it a separate fucking encyclopedia]. No wonder they want to join the [[EU|European Union]] as no-one in Europe will be able to understand what a hideous fuck-up they make when trying to speak English, the world's greatest language. | ||
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Revision as of 11:58, 2 August 2016
North Britain (previously known as Scotland), has been a part of Great Britain since 1707, and it has tried to separate from this criminal state of affairs several times, including a failed coup in 2014 when despite loads of Braveheart-style nonsense the miserly drunks realised they couldn't hack it on the world stage. Then in 2016, England tried to drag them out of the EU and the Scotians of North Britain decided to seize the moment and make a break for it and they have now planned another coup although details are top secret at present.
This is in keeping with their treachery, since Hugh McDiarmid -- the founder of modern Alban nationalism (and "Scotland"'s greatest modern poet) -- was a Nazi sympathiser who was quite happy to see Germany win the Second World War if it meant a better deal for "Scotland." Brilliantly, he decided he was also a Communist, just to double his chances of victory. At first, MI5 thought he was 'a menace' but soon discovered that he was too much of a booze-sodden fantasist to be a threat to National Security. Eventually, both the nationalists and the Commies told him to GTFO, and he returned to composing To Circumjack Cencrastus in his windowless granite hovel.
Nevertheless, McDiarmid's legacy lives on in today's so-called "Scottish National Party", under the leadership of Nicola "Wee Jimmie" McSturgeon and her woad-wearing turncoat rabble in their pretend parliament at Holyrood.
North Britain today is well known for their awesome peps (whom wear a sexually appealing skirt known as a "kilt"), mass consumption of alcohol, drug problems, legally allowing the mass breeding of Gingers unchecked and primarily for hating the English for raping their children. North Britain's national languages are Gaelic and "Scottish" (a descendant of drunk talk and non-coherent mumbling), which is their very own mangled attempt on the English language. Scotland is also famous for inventing English and soccer.
It's Shite Bein Scottish Ken
Scottish people, in their own delusional self-image, personify victimhood.
They are the Koreans of Europe; they claim to have invented everything, yet they don't have anything to show for it, and hate any country that makes them realise how flawed they are by producing improved versions.
To compensate for this, they have an obnoxious superiority complex towards any country they can manage to remember the name of in between each drink. They pretend to be like this for the benefit of every other country but in actual fact they all have the Scottish Cringe. They hate themselves and everything to do with their country so they put on a show of superiority as to hide their shame. They are dreadful in every single way. It is widely held in the international community that the Scrots are responsible for all of the world’s wars.
Oh yeah, and they hold grudges against the English over retarded shit that happened over 9000 years before they were even born. They also speak a 'language' so abhorrent that Wikipedia gave it a separate fucking encyclopedia. No wonder they want to join the European Union as no-one in Europe will be able to understand what a hideous fuck-up they make when trying to speak English, the world's greatest language.
External Links
- Scottish National Anthem - Performed Live at Hogmanay 2005
