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Then in 2016, England tried to drag them out of the EU and the Scotians of North Britain decided to seize the moment and make a break for it and they have now planned another coup although details are top secret at present. | Then in 2016, England tried to drag them out of the EU and the Scotians of North Britain decided to seize the moment and make a break for it and they have now planned another coup although details are top secret at present. | ||
| − | This is in keeping with their treachery, since Hugh MacDiarmid | + | This is in keeping with their treachery, since Hugh MacDiarmid (the founder of modern Alban nationalism) was [http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/culture/hugh-macdiarmid-scots-would-have-been-better-off-under-the-nazis-1-797634 a sort of quasi-semi-proto-virtual Nazi sympathiser who didn't quite sympathise with Nazis] and who was quite happy to see Hitler win the Eurovision Song Contest if it meant a better deal for his ain country. |
| − | In a move that still fascinates the Scots of today, MacDiarmid also decided he was | + | In a move that still fascinates the Scots of today, MacDiarmid also decided he was a Communist, just to double his chances of victory. At first, MI5 thought he was 'a menace' but soon discovered that he was [http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/releases/2005/highlights_sep/sep5/interest.htm too much of a booze-sodden fantasist to be a threat to National Security]. Eventually, both the nationalists and the Commies told him to GTFO, and he returned to composing [[To Circumjack Cencrastus]] in his windowless granite hovel. |
North Britain today is well known for the mass consumption of alcohol, for its drug problems, and for legally allowing the mass breeding of Gingers and primarily for hating the English. Scotland is alos known for hills, for being shite at footie, and for producing one work of decent literature every twenty years. | North Britain today is well known for the mass consumption of alcohol, for its drug problems, and for legally allowing the mass breeding of Gingers and primarily for hating the English. Scotland is alos known for hills, for being shite at footie, and for producing one work of decent literature every twenty years. | ||
Revision as of 12:16, 2 August 2016
North Britain (previously known as Scotland), has been a part of Great Britain since 1707, and it has tried to separate from this criminal state of affairs several times, including a failed coup in 2014 when despite loads of Braveheart-style nonsense the miserly drunks realised they couldn't hack it on the world stage.
Then in 2016, England tried to drag them out of the EU and the Scotians of North Britain decided to seize the moment and make a break for it and they have now planned another coup although details are top secret at present.
This is in keeping with their treachery, since Hugh MacDiarmid (the founder of modern Alban nationalism) was a sort of quasi-semi-proto-virtual Nazi sympathiser who didn't quite sympathise with Nazis and who was quite happy to see Hitler win the Eurovision Song Contest if it meant a better deal for his ain country.
In a move that still fascinates the Scots of today, MacDiarmid also decided he was a Communist, just to double his chances of victory. At first, MI5 thought he was 'a menace' but soon discovered that he was too much of a booze-sodden fantasist to be a threat to National Security. Eventually, both the nationalists and the Commies told him to GTFO, and he returned to composing To Circumjack Cencrastus in his windowless granite hovel.
North Britain today is well known for the mass consumption of alcohol, for its drug problems, and for legally allowing the mass breeding of Gingers and primarily for hating the English. Scotland is alos known for hills, for being shite at footie, and for producing one work of decent literature every twenty years.
North Britain's national languages are Gaelic and Scots (also known as Scottish). Scottish (or 'Scots') is a descendant language of drunk talk and a hybrid gathering of non-coherent mumbling and farmyard idiom, and is in the final analysis bascially just the Scots very own mangled attempt on the English language. Scotland is also famous for inventing English and soccer, as well as cricket, banking, and computers. Scots were also the first to discover and exploit oil.
It's Shite Bein Scottish Ken
Scottish people, in their own delusional self-image, personify victimhood.
They are the Koreans of Europe; they claim to have invented everything, yet they don't have anything to show for it, and hate any country that makes them realise how flawed they are by producing improved versions.
To compensate for this, the Scots have an all pervading superiority complex towards any country they can manage to remember the name of in between each drink. They pretend to be like this for the benefit of every other country but in actual fact they all have the Scottish Cringe. They hate themselves and everything to do with their country so they put on a show of superiority as to hide their shame. They are dreadful in every single way. It is widely held in the international community that the Scrots are responsible for all of the world’s wars.
Oh yeah, and they hold grudges against the English over retarded shit that happened over 9000 years before they were even born. They also speak a 'language' so abhorrent that Wikipedia gave it a separate fucking encyclopedia.
No wonder they want to join the European Union because no-one in Europe will be able to understand what a hideous fuck-up they make when trying to speak English, which is well known for being the world's greatest language.
External Links
- Scottish National Anthem - Performed Live at Hogmanay 2005
